Decisions for an Oppo Weekend

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 04/25/2019 at 09:20 • Filed to: None

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Heading down to LA with Toby tomorrow, and am trying to decide whether to take the GTI or the Sunchaser. GTI offers creature comforts and turbo goodness, and Sunchaser is Sunchaser. These, my fellow Americans, are the questions that test us in these trying times.

Our intrepid CaptDale will be meeting Toby and I once he throws of the yoke of Subaru bondage Friday evening, and Toby will be excited to show him the Beverly Hills Marriott (one of Toby’s favorite hotels). The Capt is going to help me shop for office furniture discarded by failed businesses. We will feed upon the dead. Which reminds me, we are going to a horror movie exhibit Saturday night, which should be cool. The real scary part is (BUFFER IMAGE FOLLOWS)

I fear that CaptDale has nefarious plans for me. Somewhere along the way he got it into his head that I need to go dancing at a nightclub. To quote Mrs. IM, “But you don’t dance.” I was more of a dive bar/pool hall kind of guy, and “dance floor” was more “mosh pit” in my younger days.

But the Captain does not appear to be easily dissuaded, and I suspect my excuse-making skills may be sorely tested. Methinks a battle of wills may be at hand. If I do not return, you can find the culprit on Oppo.

Anyway, should we spend Saturday driving to warehouses in the GTI or the Sunchaser?

Ash78, voting early and often > ImmoralMinority 04/25/2019 at 09:28

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GTI seems like a no-brainer and here is why: You can be opportunistic with cargo. Here, have a Golf ad from 1997, back when VW made awesome ads that featured avant-garde Germany synth-pop.

This is how I imagine you and Capt Dale, complete with LA setting.

f86sabre > ImmoralMinority 04/25/2019 at 09:28

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If the weather is good then chase the sun. If it is so, so then GTI. It’s a win either way. 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > ImmoralMinority 04/25/2019 at 09:37

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You won't be gone for long if you leave your wallet laying under the VW. 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ImmoralMinority 04/25/2019 at 09:57

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These, my fellow Americans, are the questions that test us in these trying times.

As opposed to dominatrices , which are the queens that tie us in these trysting times.

Subaru bondage

Thomas Donohue > Ash78, voting early and often 04/25/2019 at 09:58

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Made me think of the windshield wiper commercial in New Orleans (?)

I vote GTI.

Ash78, voting early and often > Thomas Donohue 04/25/2019 at 10:12

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I remember seeing that ad, but not paying much attention and not really noticing the synchronization. Yep, that’s New Orleans.

Speaking of New Orleans, Tchoupitoulas sounds like it could be the name of one of their SUVs .  

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > ImmoralMinority 04/25/2019 at 10:19

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Not too be unusually serious, I would take the gti. A lot of these furniture warehouses aren’t in the best of neighborhoods. 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ImmoralMinority 04/26/2019 at 14:46

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Well, you saw which car I selected from the Motor Pool to drive to Fresno.

Office furniture from failed businesses? Was it the furniture?